How to bug your parents at home**
In a Dozen Steps*
(These steps are based on my own experiences)
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Ask them stupid questions over and over again
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Don't clean your room
- Say everything backwards
- Roll your eyes at everything they say.
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Jump on your bed or couch
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Don't do your choirs
- Don't Do your homework
- Make weird noises, and always hum
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Leave trash in their car
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Make sure your clothes don't match
- Mow your carpet
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If all else fails, start at step #1
*You may not even need to use all twelve steps 
**Not responsible for any punishments you may receive  |
How to bug your parents at the dinner table**
In a Dozen Steps*
(These steps are based on my own experiences)
- Eat lots of junk food
- Drink red Kool Aid and don't wipe your mouth
- Don't eat your dinner and ask for dessert
- If you do eat your dinner, eat with your hands
- Slurp your spaghetti
- Blow bubbles in your milk
- Talk with your mouthful
- Act silly at the table (talk loud, yell, etc.)
- Sing at the table
- Reach over everybody to get something at the other end of the table
- Burp loudly
- Complain that you don't like the food
*You may not even need to use all twelve steps
**Not responsible for any punishments you may receive
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